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David Walliams - Gangsta Granny Tonie

SKU: 10163004
€10.99

Product Information
Ben’s Grandma likes Scrabble and making him eat cabbage soup – but she’s also an expert plotter and former international jewel thief. Listeners who love a laugh will find a lot to giggle along with during this gangster caper. Just have them pop the Book Pocket Tonie on top of a Toniebox and they’ll hear over three hours of the story’s author, David Walliams, telling this heist of a tale himself, accompanied by 3 other sparkling narrators. Features a complete unabridged version of David Walliams’ book, Gangsta Granny.
Tracklist
  1. Opening Credits
  2. CHAPTER 1: Cabbagy Water
  3. CHAPTER 2: A Duck Quacking
  4. CHAPTER 3: Plumbing Weekly
  5. CHAPTER 4: Mystery and Wonder
  6. CHAPTER 5: A Little Broken
  7. CHAPTER 6: Cold Wet Egg
  8. CHAPTER 7: Bags of Manure
  9. CHAPTER 8: A Small Wig in a Jar
  10. CHAPTER 9: The Black Cat
  11. CHAPTER 10: Everything
  12. CHAPTER 11: Cheesy Beans and Sausage
  13. CHAPTER 12: The Love Bomb
  14. CHAPTER 13: A Lifetime of Crime
  15. CHAPTER 14: Nosy Neighbour
  16. CHAPTER 15: Reckless and Thrilling
  17. CHAPTER 16: ‘N’‘O’ Spells ‘NO’
  18. CHAPTER 17: Planning the Heist
  19. CHAPTER 18: Visiting Hours
  20. CHAPTER 19: A Small Explosive Device
  21. CHAPTER 20: Boom Boom Boom
  22. CHAPTER 21: A Tap-Shoe
  23. CHAPTER 22: Lycra Lynch Mob
  24. CHAPTER 23: Caught by the Fuzz
  25. CHAPTER 24: Dark Waters
  26. CHAPTER 25: Haunted by Ghosts
  27. CHAPTER 26: A Figure in the Dark
  28. CHAPTER 27: An Audience with the Queen
  29. CHAPTER 28: Hung, Drawn and Quartered
  30. CHAPTER 29: Armed Police
  31. CHAPTER 30: A Packet of Sugar
  32. CHAPTER 31: Golden Light
  33. CHAPTER 32: A Family Sandwich
  34. CHAPTER 33: Silence
  35. CHAPTER 34: Zimmer Frame
  36. Postscript
  37. Closing Credits
  • Total Run Time: 271 minutes
  • Age Recommendation: 5+

Toniebox sold separately.

Delivery / Click & Collect

Please note that orders are currently taking longer to be delivered as our delivery partner, An Post, is experiencing processing delays due to increased demand following the recent closure of another courier firm. Deliveries could take up to 10 working days as a result. We appreciate your patience and understanding during this time.

DELIVERY FEES & TIMESCALES

Standard Shipping Fee Delivery Length
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Orders under €100 (Non-Bulky Items) €6.99 3-5 business days
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Large Bulky Items Fee Delivery Time
Outside 20km
- White Goods and Large TVs €29.99 5-14 business days
- All other Bulky Items €49.99 5-12 business days
- Extra Bulky Items €99.99 5-12 business days
Inside 20km
- Large Bulky Items €20.00 3-5 business days

 

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Items Fee
1 item €6.99
2 items €14.00
3 items €21.00
4 Items €28.00
5 items €35.00
6 items €42.00
Note: Anything else will be charged the Bulky items rate.

 

 

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Please note that our drivers can only deliver to your doorstep and are not permitted to enter your property.

Bulky and Fragile Goods

Delivered to the nearest port for offshore islands.

Large Bulky Items and Large Appliances delivered by courier.

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Open Mon to Sat from 9.30am to 5.30pm


Local Delivery Fee Delivery Length
Products within 20km (Min Order €20) €5.99 3-5 business days

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Damaged and Faulty Goods

If your goods are damaged or faulty, we will replace the goods free of charge. If you do not want a replacement, delivery charges may be incurred to collect the item from you. Do not install any damaged items. This counts as acceptance of goods and the item is then non-returnable and non-refundable. Damaged goods must be reported within 48 hours of delivery, please contact us by emailing websales@beattys.ie or by phone on (091) 841403. In the event that goods are received in a damaged state please retain the product together with any packaging and contact us within 48 hours of receipt with photographic evidence. In the case of an item being faulty we may require an inspection by a manufacturer's qualified engineer to be carried out on the item in the location where it is installed. This is so the nature of the fault can be ascertained before we can arrange for a replacement.

All products leave our premises in perfect condition. The customer must notify the carrier (or postman) of even the slightest trace of damage (holes, signs of crushing, etc.) to the parcel, and refuse the package if necessary.

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You have the choice of returning the goods via your own means ( Beattys of Loughrea, Church Street, Loughrea, Co. Galway) or requesting that we collect them. If you request collection, we will collect the goods on the next available date that one of our delivery vehicles is in your area. You have a duty of care while the goods are in your possession and we reserve the right to charge you for any damage that may have occurred during this period.

We reserve the right to apply re-handling charges for returned items under some circumstances:

  • The goods received back are 'as new' but incomplete; i.e. missing components and/or accessories.
  • The returned products are missing their original packaging.
  • The cancellation was requested after the 14 day notification period.

 We do not accept returns and will not provide refunds under the following circumstances:

  • The goods you wish to return are in any condition other than 'as new'.
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  • Cables have been cut or terminated.

Refunds will be reimbursed within 30 working days of the cancellation date.

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  • Click & Collect Available

  • Free Delivery on standard goods over €100

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